If it's not raining, it's going to rain.
There's no such thing as warm water. There's lukewarm, and then there's scalding.
At certain times of day don't expect to even have lukewarm water. Ice cold is more accurate.
The toilets don't flush down. They just splash water around.
All lights flicker before they come on.
The internet says you're not connected but you can still use it.
Crack = Fun. "What's the crack??"
Outlets make strange humming noises when things are plugged into them.
I'm the one with an accent.
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